on May. 30, 2008
The big news today is that the Rules Committee for the Democratic Convention will meet today and tomorrow and bang out a some sort of compromise on the delegates from Florida and Michigan.
Except, it's not.
In a completely unrelated and totally coincidental revelation that was probably not orchestrated at a very opportune time by Team Clinton, Barack Obama woke up to video of a Catholic Priest -- as a guest speaker at his church -- making fun of Hillary Clinton crying. I guess we're supposed to forget that pretty much every late night talk show host did the same thing. You'd think that Clinton comparing her own party to Zimbabwe dictator Robert Mugabe would get some press, but the media doesn't play that way -- if they did, they'd have to get into this whole big, long thing about what's going on in Zimbabwe. That'd just take time that could be better used showing you video of Mariah Carey doing an awful job of throwing out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game. No one wants to miss that, Mariah looks too cute in those shorts and heels and floppity ponytail to pass up. Pretty gaijin lady pitches to the dirt -- how unfortunate.